{"product_id":"dont-be-an-ass-crew-socks-in-white","title":"Don't Be Ass Socks","description":"\u003ch1 align=\"center\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDon't Be an Ass Crew Socks in White\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, cushioned, and just the right thickness for all-day wear, these Red Barn Socks crew socks bring a little personality to every step without sacrificing comfort. 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